@MaritalFauxPas: If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!
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@OBiiieeee: one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries
@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
@Brampersandon_: *zips up tent* [Wife]: What happened [Me,scratched up & clothes ripped]: I was uh.. *flashback to me being chased by a bee* wrestling a bear