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@AristotlesNZ: If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house "Anyone order a stripper?" then say "Sorry, wrong house" & slam the door shut.

If a cop is at the door when I answer, I yell into the house “Anyone order a stripper?” then say “Sorry, wrong house” & slam the door shut.

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