@Thynebear: if a cop pulls u over play dead
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@aka_fatman: People always go, "Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?" We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
@BuckyIsotope: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife.
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.