@GrantTanaka: If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific
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@WilliamAder: Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you last month? Me: The package said "Take on an empty stomach" so, not yet.
@TheRobCee: [stewardess] "Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"
@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
@PinkCamoTO: Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight.