@omgthatspunny: If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?
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@QuietPsycho: HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish
@iAmDelFreaky: I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed.
@sofarrsogud: Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'.