@omgthatspunny: If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?
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@LeviathanPride: Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast.
@Darlainky: I work with my husband, so we can write off marital counseling as a business expense, right?
@kingushbal: If you cancel on a girl after shes applied makeup she will not stay at home, she'll even go out n walk her fish cos she’s not wasting makeup
@Dutch_50: What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?