@Phook75: If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
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@PopSlapFunk: *Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--" Rapunzel: "I have a boyfriend." Dragon flying by: "BURN!!"
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first
@Loving_Life1996: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.