@Eightinchgoat: If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?
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@ValeeGrrl: My daughter spelled America "Merica" on a book report so now I'm searching her room for Trump campaign propaganda.
@GrantTanaka: I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face.
@thestlouisan: ME: A restful night's sleep sounds nice BRAIN: Here's a dream about an owl with teeth