@Eightinchgoat: If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?
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@OneFunnyMummy: My 3 moods: 1. I'm too tired for this shit 2. I'm too old for this shit 3. I'm too sober for this shit
@jonnysun: noah's google search history: "wat is arc" "why would god want circle segment" "arc or ark" "how many animals" "5,000,000 x 2" "is god real"
@anerdonfire2: The downside of dating intelligent women is having to Google what they call you when it ends badly
@MandiAtRandom: If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows