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@Eightinchgoat: If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?
@marcia_bee: What's a drug lord woman called?
A drug lady?
A heroin heroine?!
@RocketRankoon: Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill
@rickolantern: *stands on scanner at self checkout, weighing self after keying in mango code, just to see what net worth is in mangoes
@ColoChiver: I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.
@KenJennings: Once my son was shooting nerfguns @ the clock &when I asked why said "bc time killed the dinosaurs." My kids are never leaving home are they