@ineedaballrub: If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings.
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@thepunningman: I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? "Google Glass" I know what glass is, Catherine.
@NicestHippo: [girlfriend yelling] You have an unhealthy attachment to your pets with weird names! [she knocks over my dead hamster's shrine] GILGAMESH!
@krisv_723: Enrique:I can be your hero baby Me:I'm good E:I can kiss away your pain Me:Nah E:You can take my breath away Me: *smothers him with pillow