@ineedaballrub: If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings.
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@ErikGators: Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats.
@djr_102: Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do.
@panthersblondie: Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game.
@DanMentos: My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa