@TheMichaelRock: If a dude is wearing cowboy clothes, is he ranch dressing?
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@markleggett: If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia.
@SteveKoehler22: Women love to say "sexy AF" or "hot AF" on Twitter .... If I'd known being in the Air Force was that hot...I'd have stayed in !
@TheDeadfishSays: "Everything the light touches is ours," I tell my son while opening the fridge.
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