@zachreinert03: If a genie granted me 3 wishes I'd ask for unlimited wishes, then I'd probably take a nap
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@ermahgarton: a big congratulations to all the big baseball men for not closing their eyes when the ball was coming towards them, good job men
@BoogTweets: Her: If your goal was to piss me off today then congratulations Me: That’s ridiculous. My goal was just to be congratulated for something.
@FatherWithTwins: My 3yo just corrected my math. When he gets out of timeout, he's my new accountant