@katiefzack: If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
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@Darlainky: If your gym clothes don't have sweat stains, I have just one question for you..... ...what detergent are you using?
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: IF THEY'RE THE GREATEST GENERATION WHY CAN'T EITHER OF MY PARENTS REMEMBER THEIR FACEBOOK PASSWORDS?!
@WalkingOutside: Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, "What the hell have I done?"