@katiefzack: If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
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@Reverend_Scott: [job interview] How would you improve our business? "Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."