@SaraMansford: If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory.
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@SteveSuckington: "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
@SmiggieBalls2: *grandpa in hospice* "son your generation relies on technology too much" "no gramps" *pulls the plug* "yours does." beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"