@ieatanddrink: If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with
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@AngrEdmontonian: *puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel
@bonehugsnirony: The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever.
@justabloodygame: "I didn't choose the thug life." I explain, entering an institution of higher learning.
@LackOfShame: Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.