@ieatanddrink: If a guy wants to call a woman ugly online a window should pop up where he has to upload pictures of all the women he's slept with
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@perrypotters: Things I know I cannot do but still try to: 1. Cartwheel 2. Hit the high note 3. Move things with my mind 4. Eat 'just one' 5. Be Cool
@Parentpains: If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on.
@noduffers: If revenge is a dish best served cold AND revenge is sweet then revenge is basically ice cream. Bring it.