@omgthatspunny: If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence.
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@Furry_Beaver: I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please.
@Amburglar_: I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants.
@GingerHotDish: *Throws up some gang signs* *stabs self in eye with salad fork* Hubs: Next time you do the Macarena, put your fork down.