@omgthatspunny: If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence.
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@vanderheydensax: "Well, you only live once." - Guy, convincing himself to skydive "Well, you only live once." - Me, convincing myself not to skydive
@BarndogKarck: Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know.
@juliussharpe: Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy.