@smedlee: If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake
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@lazerdoov: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Ohhhh OVERALLS because you wear them over all your other clothes
@Fruit_Slinger: I think weed is messing with my memory. I can't remember shit anymore! I think it's because weed is messing with my memory.
@drinksmcgee: I made my wife sign a prenup because there was no way that I was going to let her take half of my Golden Girls Memorabilia collection.