@DamonHunzeker: If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back.
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@markedly: Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason
@Skoogeth: ME: *tying hotdogs together* Wife: I have the bologna shurikens cut out. We playing meat ninjas or not? Me: CALM DOWN! THE NUNCHUCKS ARE ALMOST READY!
@ThatBrenna: *takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer.