@stellarjulez808: If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me.
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@TheTalkingPipe: They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going.
@rocknthepurple: I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal
@DirtMcTurd: Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I've been clicking "remind me later" on this work software update for 2 years when is he going to get the hint that I'm not interested?