@stellarjulez808: If a mad scientist ever clones me, throw a cube of cheese in the air. The faster one is me.
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@MsFoxIfUrNasty: There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system.
@desusnice: John Lennon got shot and died. Cam'ron got shot and drove to the hospital in a Lamborghini. Not even a contest.