@Georg_Grey: If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
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@GrowlyGrego: "Thanks for turning me into an expression of contempt. Sorry about making delicious nourishment so damned accessible." -Low-hanging fruit
@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet
@GlumGeorgeLucas: My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens.
@SequelsWeWant: Batman V Superman 2: Both men agree their last battle was too destructive They settle their differences by playing Uno Loser leaves earth