@DannyZuker: If a mass murderer on death row ordered a Klondike Bar for his last meal I bet it would explain a lot.
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@AdamTheLobster: Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right
@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.
@AndyAsAdjective: I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. "Thank you. It means a lot."