@juliussharpe: If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, "Guys we totally suck at losing money."
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@garbagecoven: *voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something
@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
@Xoolun: My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive