@NurseMurderer: If a party with all dudes is called a "sausage fest", I request that we start calling all girl parties "taco time".
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@EndhooS: [Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. "How is Rock School going dear?" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.
@TheToxicWaster: My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. I wasn't planning to spend that much..
@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly