@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
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@DaHess1: Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number.
@AmericanGent69: Me: *seductively spreading peanut butter on my chest Sir, you’re going to have to leave. Me: *reluctantly gets off treadmill
@withanewname: Oliver Twist: "Please sir, I want some more!?" Manger: "Kid, you do realize this is a buffet?"
@david8hughes: [stares at baby for almost an hour after I've finished feeding him] Wife: he can't talk, he's not going to thank you