@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
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@McNevich: If there's a pistachio that's difficult to open, I'll just move right on to another because life is short and so is my god damn temper
@Brianhopecomedy: A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky.
@kfoagkfoag: I can only listen to Russian classical music after drinking creamy tea too fast. The chai cough's key
@StrugglesBGbb: It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club.