@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
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@notalogin: The order the Star Wars movies are being released is based on the order in which Yoda would count from one to nine.
@Ms_WhateverV: A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus.
@YourTumblrFeed: *job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with "aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"