@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
@Matt_The_1st: Ohh, no thanks. I have seen a baby before
@myles_morrison: The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse.
@SortaBad: "If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears
@Smug_Lemur: *at psychic reading*
Psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time
Me: Ooh you're good