@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
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@JasonCarney31: *sets up booth, hangs up sign "$5 Mustache Rides!" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'
@djdarrellripley: Her: In case you're interested, I'm dying. Me: Then I'll only set one place for dinner.
@tacos_y_cerveza: I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.