@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
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@DrFFurter: Women say they like tall men and I'm probably 6ft 4" in these stilettos and not a single girl in this bar has approached me yet!
@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.
@jwalkonthemoon: I'm not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had.