@briangaar: If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there
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@_ElvishPresley_: INDIANA JONES: this belongs in a museum! *11 people die* INDIANA JONES: this was worth it
@AtticusFinch79: I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it
@FatherWithTwins: Me: Shhh, your brother is still sleeping. 4yo: *runs upstairs CRASH JUMP "Wake up!" SLAM *runs back downstairs "No, he's not."
@thejessbess: Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.