@AmberTozer: If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this
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@WiseguyPictures: Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.
@pleatedjeans: Gangs should do drive-bys with t-shirt guns it'd be less violent & the shirt could say "you suck" so the target still gets the message
@JimGaffigan: Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I’m put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs.
@RobotSkeleton69: It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned...