@CVTBaby: If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh.
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@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.
@DanMentos: I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life then turned around and the toilet was empty. Needless to say I completely lost my shit
@ashmensch: That's me, I'm the coroner, That's me with the sharp knife, Removing all your organs.