@landonashworth: If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
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@T_N_Crumpets: Wife: Are you crying in there? Me crying: NO! W: have you been eating cheese again? *opens door* Me with mousetrap stuck to lips: NO
@KeetPotato: snakes on a plane sequels: - snakes on a plane yes, again somehow - penguins on a pirate ship - dogs on parole - horses in a bad mood
@_ironworx_: Stop tweeting MORNING WOOD jokes! You get followed by timber accounts and woodpeckers. Unless you’re building an Ark. In that case carry on