@landonashworth: If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
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@OrangeFact: If an Orange tries to sell you drugs, don't buy them. Chances are you've already done enough drugs.
@myles_morrison: I practiced cursive for years in elementary school & my electronic bank signature still looks like it was signed by a drunk monkey.
@living_marble: One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually.
@daemonic3: [1st date] "My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th