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@landonashworth: If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
@NotKevinSheedy: Do mermaids smoke seaweed?
@Bacardidevi: "I am going on a trip." "Mushrooms or acid?"
@bigmacher: I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday.
@babyblue0924: Why do people always talk in absolutes? I would never do that. It's the worst.
@crunchenhanced: I like my women how I like my microwaved food.
Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside.