@RobDenBleyker: If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.
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@weinerdog4life: Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.
@djdarrellripley: Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet...
@LMaretta: 6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job.
@Vj_Phresh: I'm so broke right now, if my gf leaves me for a richer person I'm going with them -__-