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@Jc1Johnny: If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria

1. Hair
2. At least one eye
3. A pulse
4. Not that bothered about 1

If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria  

1. Hair
2. At least one eye
3. A pulse
4. Not that bothered about 1

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