@jshires92: If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?
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@panmidwest: [pulled over] ME: Ok, don't let him know you're an alligator COP: Sir, step out of the car & walk in a straight line ME: [exhale] thank God…
@freypalm: Her: You’re up to a pack a day now—you have to cut back. Me: [petting the alpha male of the wolf pack I just adopted] I can quit anytime.
@Kauaibride: you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.