@jshires92: If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnaping?
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@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
@tastefactory: Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator
@CrackYouWhip: Based on the rate of sagging pants, it is predicted that by 2017, people will just pull their pants behind them with a rope.
@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling