@GoogleChamiya: If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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@TVsCarlKinsella: ALBUS: Got Dementors to protect Hogwarts this year. They suck souls out! Indiscriminately! KIDS: ... STAFF: ... ALBUS: I can't control them.
@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.