@GoogleChamiya: If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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@daemonic3: Kangaroo 911: What's your emergency? Kangaroo: I CAN'T FIND MY CHILDREN Kangaroo 911: Did you check your pockets? Kangaroo: Oh nevermind
@FatherWithTwins: You don't know fear until you hear your 8yo using the blender by himself downstairs
@dumbbeezie: Thank you to all the people who tweet landscape pictures so we don't forget what it looks like outside