@1evilidiot: If Adrian Peterson is getting indicted for spanking his kid with a stick my mom should get the electric chair.
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@danimgrace: Take your husband’s last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You’re the husband now.
@Book_Krazy: Satan: What's that? God: Babies. I made them the sweetest creatures in the universe. Satan: I see. *invents screaming* God: lol good one!