@Xalqee: If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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@_NinJar: G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas
@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes.
@DancesWithTamis: The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow
@Jack_Wagon1: Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing.