@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.
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@girlontapas: *phone rings* *stares at it* *voicemail notice* *ignore* *text "Left you a vm"* *ignore* *act surprised when they mention it* Repeat
@CorkyCrash: 11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: "Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it." The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking.
@nice_mustard: when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title "you are toilet man fight turtle monster"