@InternetHippo: If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
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@ruinedpicnic: "you look nice" - sweet potato "im so high" - baked potato "you suck!" - roast potato "what have I done" - guy who made talking potatoes
@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.
@theawkwardful: My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.