@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
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@dinokitten: Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
@Easy_Tiger__: Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN
@LeeMifsud: "I saw a flock of cows today" "Flock of cows?" "Yes a flock of cows" "Herd of cows?" "Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"
@ImLeslieChow: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.