@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
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@bornmiserable: I appreciate it when someone tells me to just "get over it" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills.
@TheBoydP: Protip: Never underestimate the number of sticky notes on your desk when trying to appear busy at work.