@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
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@mountain_ghosts: 1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx
@Reverend_Scott: DAD: My daughter ran away [hands him old photo] DETECTIVE: You have a recent photo? DAD: [shows him 9,674 selfies with the dog filter]