@Firawesome: If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?
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@XAIMMadellynne: Was looking at smoking pipes on Amazon & realized that CW could look at my history.So,I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
@ProdigyNelson: Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man
@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.