@Firawesome: If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?
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@DadandBuried: Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!
@darinlovesbacon: Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
@GrowlyGrego: My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause.