@ChaseMit: If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator
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@Cheeseboy22: Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)
@VenisVal: My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video.