@ChaseMit: If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator
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@fmanjoo: In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt people and it's not two spaces after a period.
@JaneanPatience: Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible
@MikeDrucker: I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!
@cakemittens: Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.