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@ShakespeareSong: If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.
@JohnHilsen: Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish.
@mdob11: Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam.
ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?
@mewritesgood: Hey Google, if I'm searching for "herpes symptoms" then no, no I'm not "feeling lucky."
@slyoung5: Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?