@robdelaney: If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son.
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@trevso_electric: Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,
@BareChesty: I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do.
@PaperWash: What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?