@robdelaney: If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son.
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@huntigula: GOD: it's time I punished the humans again JESUS: cool. flood or plague? GOD:[watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind..
@Ideal_Victoria: If anyone is living vicariously through me, you just bought yourself Flintstones chewable vitamins.
@samsara668: They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again