@robdelaney: If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son.
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@errdayhustlah: I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa María only to find Dora had already explored America.
@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@Fickle_Filly: A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces.