@robdelaney: If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son.
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@hazelmotes1: I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone.
@iMikosnyc: Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!
@dmroberts1000: Gf: why have you been googling 'can you milk a hamster' Me: *wipes milk from mouth* it was for a tweet
@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot