@Marlebean: If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
@man_spach: Went gluten-free and already lost 15 friends in the first week!
@brownbear952: Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you.
@DestineyLynn: *Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall*
Well... sounds like a problem for the next person.
@loudmouth_usa: person: what is your dog's name
me: he won't say
@KateWhineHall: To make up for all the junk I ate over the weekend, I plan to run 86 miles today.