@Marlebean: If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project.
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@Hobo_Splendido: Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4.
@MattShiney: "The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
@3sunzzz: My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot.