@amhw: If anyone asks, we met at a bible study.
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@david8hughes: [dentist giving me a filling] Me: guh uh hag a hogreg? Dentist stops: what? Me: do you have a boyfriend?
@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
@chrisrockoz: You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.