@Mr_Kapowski: If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am
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@jake_lach: Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old
@TheThryll: CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
@KenJennings: I subscribe to Groupon because it's good to know which nearby restaurants have mediocre food & will probably be out of business soon.