@hellosarawren: If anyone is thinking of fighting me, just know I cook bacon topless.
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@Contwixt: Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion.
@titusbb: I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.
@tigersgoroooar: Who even thought of soup? Were they like, you know what this perfectly good meal needs? Water.