@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.
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@TheRolo: *Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*
@fro_vo: Cap: good morning Avengers let's begin Iron Man: wait spider-man is missing Open Mouth Man: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite
@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
@dysalexia: You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook.