@myles_morrison: If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think "now it's their problem."
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@man_spach: I shut down my computer in the middle of an iTunes update and I think Siri just sent a Terminator back in time to kill teenage me.
@Parker_Simpson: Hey guys keep up the "Bush did 9/11" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears
@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.