@wolfpupy: if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world
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@imdaintyaf: Don't date a man expecting to change him. At the end of the day he'll still be a man, and you'll have wasted your black candles and a goat.
@fowlerism: SUPERMAN: *putting on a bird costume with airplane wings* Now to really screw with them
@jonnysun: teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker
@qwertying: Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?