@FriskyOnWhiskey: If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store.
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@aveuaskew: Win every disagreement by saying " I know. I'm from the future." Because they can argue with you, but not science.
@sozjalltheway: Just spent a nice relaxing hour on facebook, writing "you Two look fantastic!!" on all weekend selfies with three girls or more in it.
@GrantTanaka: I just found out that his full name is actually Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.