@juliussharpe: If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the "Steve Jobs" movie until they release a second version.
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@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea
@OldSpookMan: I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, "Are you the opposite sex, or am I."
@TheAlexNevil: This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.