@WheelTod: If asked at a job interview "what's your biggest weakness", test their tolerance for honesty by replying "mortality"
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@AristotlesNZ: Me: My friend really likes you. Her: I'm a lesbian. Me: Ah ok... Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: So... What part of Lesbia are you from?
@msdanifernandez: Game Show Host: if you were stranded on an island with no people, what-- Me: omg yes
@jimmytorosian: I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET
@envydatropic: According to all these "note to self" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean